How to make cheat’s marmalade

Picture of a piece of toast and marmalade on a floral plate, next to a jar of home-made marmalade using MaMade

 

Have you ever made marmalade?

When we moved to the country, I had idyllic visions of making jam, bustling about bottling things with great big pans bubbling away on Aga.

We’d harvest the plums from the tree in the secret garden, have family outings to go blackberrying, snap up Seville oranges and then come home and cram it into delicious jewel-bright jars.

I duly hoarded jam jars like the worrying subject of a Channel 4 documentary, and insisted on a special trip to Aldi when preserving pans and jam thermometers were on special buy.

Somewhere along the line, life intervened. The shiny new pan has spent a year stuck at the back of the shelf.

But I still had the best of intentions. My grandmother made marmalade. My mother still makes marmalade. I wanted to make marmalade too, even if I did try to gloss over memories of quite how much chopping, straining and swearing was involved.

As the Seville orange season came and went, I resigned myself to another year without attempting home-made marmalade. So when I saw a battered jar of Ma Made on the reduced shelf in the Co-op, I had to buy it.

The list of ingredients was reassuringly short – seville oranges, water, citric acid aka lemon juice and pectin, as a setting agent. My £1 purchase promised 6lbs of home-made marmalade in 30 minutes, just by adding sugar and water. I only had to follow the instructions on the label.

No peeling and chopping of reluctant oranges would be necessary. Hartley’s had done all the hard work for me, and put it in a tin. (Of course, Hartley’s could do even more of the hard work, and put it into jars of marmalade, but don’t knock the dream here).

It took a mere two months for me to buy the sugar, use the sugar for something else, buy more sugar and finally get round to cleaning the jars and actually making the marmalade.

Here’s my report from the marmalade-making coal face.



HOW TO MAKE CHEAT’S MARMALADE

 

Picture of a yellow-stickered cut price jar of MaMade and a bag of granulated sugar, to make quick and easy home-made marmalade
Ma Made, sugar, water. That’s it.


Ingredients

Handy jar of Ma Made
425ml water
1.8kg sugar
er, that’s it.

Cost

£1 for Ma Made, plus 80p for the sugar needed, so £1.80 for 7 jars, making them 26p each.
I reused jars from jam we’d already eaten.

Method

1. Do lengthy calculations to work out how many jars will be needed, based on normal jars of jam containing 454g and the tin of Ma Made promising 6lbs of marmalade. Only realise that normal jars contain roughly 1lb, so that means 6 jars, after resorting to a spreadsheet. Doh.

2. Liberate some of the massed ranks of hoarded jam jars, with a sense of relief that they are finally coming in useful. Demand your children return some of the jars filched for potion making so you can have matching lids.

3. Remember previous attempts at making cranberry conserve, and running out of sterilised jars. Add an extra one for luck.

4. Bung the jars in a hot wash in the dishwasher, lids and all.

5. Retrieve enormous jam pan from the back of the cupboard and give that a wash.

6. Battle with tin opener to opened dented tin of Ma Made. Somehow succeed in getting the contents out.

Picture of MaMade in a saucepan, when I was making quick and easy home-made marmalade from MaMade
What Ma Made looks like, when you’ve finally got it out of the tin.

7. Try a tiny bit of Ma Made. Regret tasting a tiny bit of the Ma Made. Realise the recipe requires adding a truckload of sugar because the starting point is very bitter.

8. Add the 425 ml (3/4 pint) of water. There’s even a handy measuring mark on the side of the jar.

9. Add the truckload of sugar. Feel pleased that Morrisons were selling massive 2kg bags for 88p.

Picture of MaMade with sugar and water in a saucepan, when I was making quick and easy home-made marmalade from MaMade
MaMade + water + a whole lot of sugar

9. Stir in the sugar, and bring it to the boil.

Picture of MaMade, sugar and water all stirred together in a saucepan, when I was making quick and easy home-made marmalade from MaMade

MaMade with the sugar mixed in.

10. Wait for the damn stuff to boil.

11. Curse the bit of the instructions that says “stir continously” while bringing to the boil.

12. Decide intermittent stirring will be sufficient.

13. Realise that if you use an elderly Aga, and have just put an enormous pan of cold stuff on top, after already cooking two sets of noodles and two sets of stir fry, the chances of there being enough heat left to bring it to the boil any time soon are approximately nil. Curse the Aga. Pause for short day dream about modern hobs that actually, you know, heat things.

14 Realise the final of the Great British Sewing Bew is about to start. Remove mildly warm marmalade mixture from the hob, cover the pan with a tea towel, and abandon marmalade-making attempts for this evening.

15. Charlotte won! Hurrah.

16. Resume marmalade making attempts the next day. Marvel when the marmalade finally does come up to the boil.

Picture of marmalade boiling in a saucepan, when I made quick and easy home-made marmalade from MaMade
Marmalade, boiling. Why couldn’t you do that the night before, eh?

17. Officially: “Reduce heat, maintain boil for a further 15 mins, stir occasionally”. In practice, attempt to supervise stirring by children briefly keen to help, to avoid super-heated sugar syrup disasters.

18. Note instruction on tin to “Add a knob of butter during boiling to disperse foam”. Realise have run out of butter. Decide to ignore any foam.

19. Get excited about testing for setting for the first time (I don’t get out much). Tin says “Put half a teaspoon of marmalade onto a cold saucer and put in a cool place.”. Assume if it meant the fridge, it would say the fridge, so maybe not that cold. Compromise with putting the saucer on the back stairs, as one of the chilliest places in the house.

 

Picture of spoonful of marmalade on a cold saucer, as a setting test when I made home-made marmlade using MaMade
Setting test, with a few wrinkles in the marmalade if you look really hard.

20. Officially: “Test after 2 minutes, by drawing a finger over the surface. If it wrinkles, setting point has been reached. If not, reboil for a few minutes. Test again.” Well, I tried the finger business after two minutes, and it seemed a little bit wrinkly, so I kept the marmalade boiling for a few more minutes, then took it off the heat and had another go.

 

Picture of preserving pan with finished marmalade, when I made home-made marmalade using MaMade
Finished marmalade

21. Fend off child who has returned just as I am retrieving a pan of clean jars from the roasting oven, where they’ve been heating them for 10 minutes to destroy any remaining bugs. Suggest they taste the setting point sample.

Photo of clean empty jars and lids on top fo the Aga, when I made home-made marmalade with MaMade
Washed, heated jars. They’d better be clean now.

22. Am informed the marmalade would benefit from a touch of lemon juice. By my six-year-old. Sigh.

23. “Leave marmalade to stand for a further 2-3 minutes, before pouring into warmed jars.” The wide mouthed metal funnel I was given years ago came in really handy here, for transferring hot marmalade from an enormous pan into the jars with minimal mess.

24. Feel relief about cleaning an extra jar – the mixture filled 7 jars rather than 6.

25. The instructions reckon that if the peel floats, stir contents of each jar. Am unsure about level of floatage. Stir anyway.

26. Put the lids on. Or parchment or film, whatever you fancy.

27. Search for the small sticky labels suitable for jam jars. Fail to find them. Resort to enormous parcel labels instead.

28. Gaze on your seven jars of marmalade with great pride.

Picture of two tiers of jars of home-made marmalade on my windowsill, glowing in the sunshine.
Love the glowing orange colour when the sun shines through the marmalade.

29. Sit in the sunshine eating toast and marmalade, even if you have run out of butter. Lemon juice? Pah. I think it tastes just fine. Paddington would be proud.

Anyone else enjoy making marmalade? From scratch, or with Ma Made? Or is it just too much faff?

Keen on jams and jellies? Check out my post on making cranberry sauce for Christmas.

13 Comments

  1. July 9, 2016 / 1:48 pm

    I make all our marmalade. I often use half a tin of mamade with my recipe for sweet orange marmalade when I've found some bargain oranges. Need to do a few sums for quantities of sugar and water but tastes great. Sweet orange marmalade is a soft set so the mamade helps with that. I cook the oranges in the pressure cooker which makes the chopping easy.

    • July 24, 2016 / 9:09 am

      Top tip about combining Ma Made with extra oranges, sugar and water, thanks.

  2. July 9, 2016 / 2:04 pm

    Just smiled all the way through this, I've been making cheats marmalade for ever but never with as much fun as you had!
    At Lakeland you can buy the tins of Lemon ma-made and I've varied this by adding limes too – more fun for you! (look under lemon and lime marmalade in my labels on the blog) Enjoy!

    • July 24, 2016 / 8:58 am

      Thanks for the tip. Now I'm nostalgic for Chilvers Lime Marmalade, my Newcastle grandmother's favourite.

  3. July 10, 2016 / 7:06 am

    I so am a point 12 sort of bloke – made me laugh.

  4. July 10, 2016 / 7:59 am

    Nothing wrong with Mamade- and you can vary it by adding the juice and zest of a lemon (to please your 6 year old!), using soft brown sugar instead of some or all of the white sugar to make a more Oxford- type marmalade, add some ginger etc etc (I'd add chopped candied ginger I think. You can add the rest to vanilla ice cream 🙂

    I make our marmalade using Nigella's Pink Grapefruit Marmalade recipe from the Domestic Goddess book http://notjustanyoldbaking.blogspot.co.uk/2011/09/pink-grapefruit-marmalade.html
    It's advantage over many recipes is that you boil the fruit and then slice it, which is SO much easier and quicker than chopping the raw citrus and then cooking it. There are variations (given in the book but not the weblink) for making Seville orange marmalade, but I most often use the basic recipe and use whatever needs using up, most recently a very successful combination of sad looking satsumas, lemons, an elderly lime and a couple of eating oranges.

    • July 24, 2016 / 8:56 am

      Great way to use up abandoned citrus fruit, thank you!

  5. July 16, 2016 / 7:44 pm

    Loved your "making" of the Marmalade
    Since you didn't do the hot water bath, complicated thing, how long will that last without going bad. How or where do you store these ?

    cheers, parsnip and thehamish

    • July 24, 2016 / 8:55 am

      Hi Parsnip, I'm not sure exactly how long they'll last, but the WI recommendations seem to include using scrupulously clean jars and screw lids, and putting the lids on before the marmalade cools for a better seal. The high sugar content should help with preserving too. Best guess would be a year or so, if stored in a dark, cool place. I only made 7 jars so suspect they'll be gone long before then…

    • fishface42
      June 19, 2017 / 7:49 pm

      I wash the jars and lids in a (very hot) dishwasher cycle. Then fill the jars while marmalade still very hot and screw on tops. It lasts indefinitely. Remember, it’s mostly sugar.
      P.S. I sometimes add 3 jars of ginger marmalade, stir until it’s melted in. Great taste.

      • Faith
        June 20, 2017 / 7:56 am

        Good option using jars and lids straight from the dishwasher – and ginger marmalade sounds delicious!

  6. Eloise
    May 27, 2017 / 10:02 pm

    It sounds like something I would make if I liked Marmalade! Now if they sold a similar tin which made blackcurrant jam…….
    Eloise at thisissixty.blog

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