|Running – no fancy fitness equipment needed|
As a way of getting fit, I do not recommend drinking too much and telling your friend that sure, you’ll run the marathon with them.
(Although to be fair, we were talking about a marathon next year, rather than next month. I wasn’t that drunk).
However, it did focus my mind on my rather sparse fitness regime. And by sparse, I mean non-existent.
I have at various times in my life done assorted sports, most of which are currently ruled out due to needing a team, pricey equipment, expensive membership, loads of time, far off facilities or a higher temperature. I’m not joking about the temperature – Hadleigh swimming pool is handy but frosty, unless you’re sitting at the side watching your children’s swimming lessons, in which case it is roughly as hot as a sauna.
Realistically when it comes to getting fit on a minimal budget, I’m looking at running.
Now, I am not a natural runner.
I cannot sprint to save my life, and when forced into the 800m race during school sports day, I was lapped by other competitors.
My physique is hardly suited to running. When attempting to train for a long-ago sponsored race in a local park, a group of teenage girls shouting encouraging comments along the lines of “wear a sports bra”. Embarrassingly, I already was. So much for training – I ended up as the woman who walked the Race for Life.
Subsequently, when my son started nursery and I had a few hours child-free, I did attempt to get out running. I even got as far as one of the specialist shops that video you from unflattering angles and flog you expensive running shoes. (I am reliably informed this is officially known as “gait analysis”. All I know is that I’m glad I don’t usually see the back view of me running).
In one of life’s little ironies I then promptly got blisters not from running but a long walk, and by the time they’d healed I got out of any running routine.
So now I’m back at square one, and recognise that running itself is free, the equipment is minimal, you can do it straight from your front door and there are loads of free training programmes out there.
I have even attempted a couple of running programmes in the past, and can recommend Couch to 5K.
There’s an assortment of Couch to 5K apps and podcasts out there from different providers, but the basic idea is that the programme takes you from a coach potato to running 5 kilometres in 9 weeks, just by committing about half an hour three times a week. Realistically, you may need to add a whole load of time after the half hour for recovery, if your fitness level is currently closer to the couch than the 5K.
The real bonus is that you have someone in your ear, telling you when to start and stop running, accompanied by enouraging music. This means you don’t have to faff around with some kind of stop watch or timer, clasping a bit of paper and forgetting how many repetitions you’ve done.
I’ve started out on the NHS podcasts in the past, which have the benefit of simplicity. By this I mean there’s nothing you can customise, and you won’t recognise any of the music:
Anyway, now I’ve joined the 21st century by buying a smartphone, I can even download the podcasts onto my own device, rather than borrowing my husband’s elderly iPod.
If you look at any motivational ads for running, all you seem to require is a fancy pair of trainers and a swishy ponytail and you’re good to go.
However my attempts did not get off to the best start. It took me three days to actually start running, after a day full of good intentions but no action, and a second day when I entirely failed to find my fancy running shoes.
By day 3, I had finally managed to download podcasts onto my phone, and unearthed sports bras, sports socks, headphones and some tracksuit bottoms. I still can’t find my running shoes, but I did discover some trainers, so elderly they are older than my children.
Despite the shocked disbelief shown by my husband, and my daughter’s supportive comments (“But you’re not ready to go out yet, you’re still wearing your pyjamas…running clothes? But your trainers are WEIRD”) I did finally manage to do my first Couch to 5K running session today.
I may have looked slightly odd, clasping a DVD alongside my water bottle and phone, until I’d run past the library to return it. I may have avoided any eye contact with passing pedestrians, joggers, dog walkers and a whole posse of hikers, especially when red in the face and yanking up the saggy elastic on my tracksuit bottoms.
But I did complete Day 1 of Week 1 of Couch to 5K.
Just another nine weeks to go.
Anyone else have any top tips on exercising without expense? I think I may need inspiration if I’m to get as far as a second session…